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Carabao are a Thai rock / phleng phuea chiwit band popular in Thailand and other Asian countries. The group was formed in 1980 by university students Yuenyong Opakul (Aed), Kirati Promsaka Na Sakon Nakhon and Sanit Limsila (Khai) who met while studying at Mapúa Institute of Technology in the Philippines. The word carabao means \"buffalo\", a symbol of fighting, hard work and patience.
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March 28, 2006 EP is a live album by American singer-songwriter Willy Mason, which was released in the USA in 2006. It was recorded at the Showbox in Seattle, Washington. All songs written by Willy Mason, except Lovesick Blues, by Cliff Friend and Irving Mills, and The Way I Am by Sonny Throckmorton.
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