{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
{"type":"standard","title":"Maureen Pugh","displaytitle":"Maureen Pugh","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17466674","titles":{"canonical":"Maureen_Pugh","normalized":"Maureen Pugh","display":"Maureen Pugh"},"pageid":43428963,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/PUGH%2C_Maureen_-_West_Coast_-Tasman_%28cropped%29.png/330px-PUGH%2C_Maureen_-_West_Coast_-Tasman_%28cropped%29.png","width":320,"height":414},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/PUGH%2C_Maureen_-_West_Coast_-Tasman_%28cropped%29.png","width":518,"height":670},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283852745","tid":"49372ccb-10f1-11f0-a059-1c7be4aa2428","timestamp":"2025-04-04T01:08:15Z","description":"New Zealand politician (born 1958)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Pugh","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Pugh?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Pugh?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maureen_Pugh"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Pugh","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maureen_Pugh","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Pugh?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maureen_Pugh"}},"extract":"Maureen Helena Pugh is a New Zealand politician. She was the mayor of Westland from 2004 to 2013. She first became a Member of Parliament for the National Party in 2016, leaving Parliament in 2017 and returning in 2018. She was initially a list MP, before winning the West Coast-Tasman electorate in 2023.","extract_html":"
Maureen Helena Pugh is a New Zealand politician. She was the mayor of Westland from 2004 to 2013. She first became a Member of Parliament for the National Party in 2016, leaving Parliament in 2017 and returning in 2018. She was initially a list MP, before winning the West Coast-Tasman electorate in 2023.
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
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