{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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